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Yes, that’s right that robber got ahold of the wallet quite easily. Why? Because the wallet was a decoy of course. Why carry around an item that thieves love to steal when you can keep all your poker winnings in your poker money clip? Protect your cash, use the poker money clip. Keep your credit cards at home, avoid falling into the pit of despair of credit card debt. Manage your money. Spend what you have to spend. Use cash.

The Top 10 Reasons To Order A Poker Money Clip

Note: This list is more for comedy than a real list as to why you should order a poker money clip.

1. Because your spouse doesn’t approve of “gambling” and knows how much money you have in your wallet at all times
2. Because your rubber band broke trying to hold your “gangster’s roll in place
3. Because that guy who wants to mug you doesn’t know all your money is in your money clip
4. Because you want to take a set amount of money with you to the casino and leave your credit card(s) at home (you’re a responsible gambler)
5. Because you booked your Vegas trip online (thus it’s already paid for) and know better than to take your credit card with you to the casino (thus avoiding the dreadful swiping away of the kid’s college fund at the withdrawal machine)
6. Because Money just looks cooler in the money clip than in your wallet
7. Because you hate reaching into your back pocket to buy back in to your poker game
8. Because you hate reaching into your back pocket to put away your poker winnings
9. Because you already own all the other cool (and not so cool) poker merchandise
10. Because you want a unique card cover